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One Question.
What will happen if the rabbit did not fall asleep in the race between him and tortoise?

Anyway, my finals on next week and I'm addicted to Bejeweled Blitz instead of textbooks. Wish me luck. I need it. Lol

Public Enemy

It feels like everyone's hating me now because of a misunderstanding.
To clarify myself, here's what actually happened.

I wasn't in the class. I did not know that he intended to change the time. I did not know that someone had approached him and said " 'we' will settle it " without even asking us for our opinion first. I did not know that i wasn't the first one to tell him that we had class that clashes with another one. I thought he did not want to take the responsibility to tell the lecturer. I was wrong and I admit it. I'm sorry.

But I do not regret what I did. Let me ask u something. How do you feel when u just got back to ur room and get scolded for being irresponsible for not telling the other classes first? My friend was a victim and I heard everyone from other classes were angry with us. I was furious of course because never did we have the intention to skip class at first. I thought that he did not want to inform the lecturer. So I skipped since why should i care when our class representative did not bother about the matter.

I do admit that my emotions got over me. But i can assure u that if u were to be in my position, u'll do the same thing as well. Thanks to some people, who actually made their own decision first without even asking their classmates, the situation got worse. I'm not trying to find anyone to blame right now. No blame game is played over here. I just want to know the truth and now i know it. I'm fighting for what i believe in and i do what i think is right. If u do not fight for what u believe is right, what's the point of living? Someone claimed that silence speaks louder than words. So they kept quiet and did not tell us what was really going on. Because of this, something happened and someone got hurt. (Of course it wasn't entirely their fault, but can't blame everything on me)

The only apology that i can give u is sorry for being myself. I might say something offensive but i'm just being me, straight. I can tell u that I even did it to my best friend before, and no I did not regret doing so. I just say whatever i think is right because i fight for my own self.

Action speaks louder than words. I've apologised to him. So what's next?

101 Ways To Score Points With A Woman

Currently reading Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus by John Gray. I find the book pretty interesting, especially Chapter 10: Scoring Points With Opposite Sex. Below are some of the ways taken from the book on how to score with a woman (my opinion in Italic) Lol.

24. Give her 4 hugs a day. (4? what happens if i give 3? or 5?)

36. Make a point of cuddling or being affectionate sometimes without being sexual. (Men, don't think about lust all the time)

37. Be patient when she's sharing. Don't look at your watch. (what's wrong with checking the time?)

39. Display affection in public. (Excuse me? This is Malaysia. You'll get fined for it.)

59. Take her dancing or take dancing lessons together. (what if she wanna learn belly dancing together? lol)

61. Treat her in ways you did at the beginning of the relationship. (Nice one. Lol)

63. Offer to sharpen her knives in the kitchen. (And remember to hide it when you quarrel with her)

70, 71 & 72. Open the door for her and offer to carry the groceries and heavy boxes for her. (A gentleman = A slave)

76. When she prepares a meal, compliment her cooking.(This is hard to do)

80. When listening to her, reassure that you're interested by making little noises like ah ha, uh huh, oh, mmhuh, and hmmmmm. (Sorry but this sounds a bit orgasmic to me. Lol)

86. Laugh at her jokes and humor. (This is even harder. Lol)

97. Bring home her favourite pie or dessert. (And be prepared to be blamed when she's getting fatter.)

This is seriously just for laugh.
Btw, Happy Birthday to me. Lol

10 Ways

Ten Bizarre Ways to Support Your Team
Source: http://www.caughtoffside.com

Sometimes it’s just not enough to turn up and shout abuse at the opposition!

1. Change of name

In 2007 a Bulgarian man tried to legally change his name to Manchester United to reflect his love for the club. Unfortunately for him, magistrates ruled he could only change his first name. So for now, say hi to Mr. Manchester Levidzhev.

2. Huge Tattoo’s

It is quite a common slight to see a small tattoo on the arm of the local skinhead of his teams crest but some take it one step further.

This gentleman decided the small Middlesbrough FC crest wasn’t enough (maybe it was too common to have just on the shoulder). So he decided to get a much larger one right next to it.

3. Inflate themselves

Not content with buying a replica kit some football fans like to wear an inflatable kit so they can say they are the biggest fan there is.

It is a healthier and cheaper method then eating half time pies too

4. Start them young

It’s quite normal for a father to buy their son or daughter a mini replica kit but to go as far as drinking cup and a teddy bear, let them make their own mind up dads!

5. For that romantic moment

For many, football takes over their lives and during the season some people may forget they are married entirely. So just before the divorce papers are signed, save that marriage by having a nice romantic evening in with your teams themed candles.

Also don’t shout “FULL TIME!” once the candle burns out.

6. Small details

When you open your wallet (or purse) and look for money only to find none (as usual) you reach for your credit card. Not your die-hard football supporter, they reach for their football credit card branded with their footballs crest and colours.

7. Even the mans best friend…

Why should a man's best friend be treated any different to the kids. Dogs too can be forced to cheer (howl) the team on at weekends too

8. In the office

One thing about when you start working in an office is everyone asks what team you support (so they know whether to talk to you or not) but after being asked for the tenth time you tire and the time taken to respond to the questions adds up. Cut down this time with your football teams mouse to show everyone where your support lies. (don’t be surprised if you find this destroyed the next day by a rival fan)

9. Support your team anywhere

At some point there becomes a time when wearing that football shirt just isn’t appropriate, like a wedding, a funeral or an important meeting etc but that doesn’t mean you can’t support your team where no one (possibly) will see.

10. For ever and ever and ever and ever…

Hamburg football fans live and breathe their team, and now they can be dead and not breathing. There is now a cemetery next to Hamburg football club stadium where fans can be buried with a blue and white gravestone to match the teams kit colours all for the same price of an annual season ticket. Not bad value!

Laugh

My brother's attempt of trying to be funny.

Where does Sherlock Holmes buy his medication?

Answer: Watson's.

Thank you.

Hahahaha.

*This is taken from his blog.*

A Glass Of Plain Water

How do you see this glass of water? Half full? or half empty? For me I always try to see it as half full, but deep in my mind the real answer is half empty. In fact, I focus on the empty part so much that I totally ignore the part that is full with water. I always think things negatively, although I really try to be more optimistic sometimes. I'm the total opposite of someone who is so full of him/herself. I'm not like someone who thinks he/she has nothing wrong at all. In other words, I do not believe in myself at all. Whenever i hope for something good to happen, shits happen instead. And when I do not put high hopes on anything, something nice surprisingly happens. Law of attraction is bullshit. It never works for me. So, I choose to believe in a total opposite way. So what should I do? Change my way of thinking? Be more optimistic? Look at the the part which is full? Ignore the empty part? No. I'll just end up becoming someone I despise. Or I will end up being the same old person. No improvement. Still flawed as ever. So the empty part should act as a reminder, that i'm not good enough, that i need to get better. I shall add its volume. I shall make this glass full. Totally full. Not half full or half empty or whatsoever. And this is one hell of a thing i should think about right now.

So what happens next after it's full? Satisfied? Happy? No. That's just not enough. Do you know what's the worst thing that can happen to someone? Having no water to drink at all is not the answer. It's when people around you are drinking juices, cokes, cocktails, wines, etc while u only have the only option of drinking the plain water over and over again. People who are short of water are only worried about whether they have something to drink or not. They wouldn't care for anything else or wish to have more than just water. That's a different world. Plain water is just not enough for this realistic world. And I have been holding this glass of plain water for goddamn 19 years. I have been admiring other people's drinks, hoping I can somehow drink something different. You know what? Nothing ever happen. There's no luck or hope. It just won't happen by itself. And I'm sick of it. Sick of drinking the same glass of plain water again. Sick of seeing others drinking better stuffs. This is going to change. I'm gonna change this glass of plain water of mine to something else. Something better. Wine, vodka, champagne, whisky, beer, you name it. If Jesus can change water to wine, why can't I? I'm going to be my own Jesus. I don't care how long it takes, what it takes, this glass of plain water is to be changed. I'm going to perform my own miracle. Whoever that stands in my way, i'm gonna bring them down. Even if it's God ( if he ever exists), if he tries to mess with me again, i'm gonna take him out as well no matter what. ( No offence to the believers, but I'm a non-believer ) All I ever need is believe in myself. Hoping and praying are not going to work. Working it out myself is the only way.I have to believe that I'm able to do it. I need to change this glass of plain water. And that's a promise for myself. This glass of plain water is going to be changed to this.

1907 Heidsieck

“A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him.” - David Brinkley

p/s. this is not an emo post.

The End

Really had a scare last week. Thought I was going to die. Haha

Apparently one of my fellow course mates was infected by Influenza type A (not sure whether it was H1N1 or not) and she got admitted into hospital. At the same time, i was having common flu (running nose, sore throat, cough, no fever though). I never ever thought it can get any serious until my friend asked me to go for test first before going back to college. Well, since there are cases of A(H1N1) without fever or any symptoms at all, I, being so paranoid of dying, freaked myself out until there was an uneasy feeling on my chest.

After went to hospital and wasted 40++ for check-up, i found out that there was nothing wrong with me at all! My breathing was pretty clear, the Dr said. I was so scared until i thought i had difficulty in breathing. Lol. It's just like people start to see things when they're very afraid of ghost. The same thing happened. Haha. So i continue with my medications ( the cough syrup was surprisingly sweet, i think i have higher chances of dying due to overdose though) and now i'm so damn okay. Luckily it's not H1N1. So afraid of dying. U see...I can't die right now cause...
I'm only 19
I'm still a virgin
I'm still single
I wanna get my MBBS degree.
I wanna get rich.
I wanna own a Suzuki Swift.
I wanna have a house of my own.
I wanna get married.
I wanna have kids.
I wanna have my own career.
I wanna see my kids growing up.
I wanna hear them calling me dad.
I wanna spoil them so much.
I wanna see them graduate.
I wanna see them get married.
I wanna see them having their own kids.
I wanna hold my grandchildren with my very own arms.
I wanna hear them calling me Grandpa.
I wanna see them growing up.
I wanna see them graduate.
I wanna see them get married.
I wanna see them having their own kids.
I wanna hold my great grandchildren with my very own arms.
I wanna hear them calling me Great Grandpa.
And the list goes on and on....
I can't die now right?

p/s. Just notice the previous post was posted on 12.34 am. Wondering whether it was on 12:34:56. Just a random thought btw. Lol.